Harper: DID YOU BUY ME A DOYON OVEN?!
Aiden: Technically I bought it for Stuart.
Aiden: He misses having you around.
Aiden: Dreadfully whiney
Harper: AIDEN.
Aiden: Google said the Doyon was an upgrade from the MoTak
Harper: Please stop buying me things!
Aiden: I’ll consider stopping my gifts for Stuart if you stop avoiding me
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Harper: You have to stop this.
Aiden: I’m happy to negotiate.
Harper: I didn’t even need a new mixer!
Aiden: This one is significantly faster. Faster means you have some spare time.
Aiden: Spare time for Stuart.
Harper: You’re crazy.
Aiden: I’m determined.
Harper: To what?
Aiden: I’ve already presented my terms. I’m willing to discuss.
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Aiden: Why are you obsessed with California?
Harper: Hello, how are you Aiden?
Aiden: Annoyed my neighbor is still avoiding me.
Harper: Maybe you should stop buying her things.
Aiden: The gifts are for Stuart. Get over yourself.
Harper: omg
Aiden: Why California?
Harper: Why Juniper Falls?
Aiden: I presented you all the numbers in that first meeting. It’s a brilliant investment.
Aiden: Your turn.
Harper: We went once when I waslittle. I loved it.