Team Chat #1
Berger
OFFICIAL PLAYOFF HAIR RANKINGS are now live. i have been compiling for six days. the rankings are final and the rankings are fair
Thompson
oh no
Berger
categories are LETTUCE, FLOW, MULLET, and BEARD. you may place in more than one. you may not nominate yourself
Kowalski
lettuce and flow are the same thing
Berger
they are absolutely not the same thing
Kowalski
it's hair. both of them are the word hair
Berger
lettuce is volume. flow is movement. a man can have lettuce and no flow. that man is Davis
Davis
what's wrong with my flow
Berger
your lettuce writes a check your flow cannot cash
Kowalski
that's not a real distinction and you know it
Berger
it's two categories because it's two phenomena. i won't keep explaining hair to a man with a buzz cut
Kowalski
put that on the leaderboard
Berger
it's already a footnote
Mueller
your criteria are not measurable. "movement" under what conditions. on the bench. on the ice. in wind
Berger
