Page 42 of Shut Out


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it's not sweet. he drowns it in the water bowl twice a day. the bag is a new front

Davis

a full season of knowing you and the most we've got is that you alphabetize and don't like being touched. and now there's a CAT. with a DINOSAUR

Soucy

now you know two things. don't get used to it

Berger

Soucy you opted OUT of the kitten leaderboard. one word. "no." and then you went and got a cat insecret. that's a violation of something, i just have to find which bylaw

Soucy

i adopted the one nobody else would take. three failed fosters, bit a volunteer, the whole file. i took him anyway

Marchetti

you adopted the WORST cat on PURPOSE

Soucy

i adopted the correct cat

Lundy

he's a good cat. he just has opinions

Marchetti

LUNDY KNOWS THE CAT?!?

Lundy

i drove. it screamed the whole way. formal complaint, no breaks in it

Thompson

i want it on the record that Soucy got a cat, Lundy got to GO GET the cat, and i have been asking for a kitten since January and i STILL don't have one

Jensen

Thompson you can just go to a shelter

Thompson

what?

Kowalski

it's a building. with cats in it. you walk in, you pick one, you leave with a cat. nobody is stopping you

Thompson

...that feels like a loophole

Berger