Berger
the chef is a coward
Marchetti
the chef is not a coward, the chef is patient
Berger
the chef is a COWARD. four years. you live in the man's HOUSE. you could leave a note
Davis
it's not cowardice. some people show it by doing instead of saying. he cooks every meal that man eats. that IS the note
Berger
then sign the note. one line. "dear sir. love you. risotto's in the fridge"
Hájek
you cannot keep risotto in the fridge. it does not reheat. the texture is destroyed. this is the first error and we are on page nine
Thompson
Hájek we are NINE PAGES in
Hájek
nine pages and one error. it is a pace
Mäkinen
the cover has him holding a whisk like a weapon
Davis
he kind of is though
Jensen
what page are we supposed to be on
Thompson
you haven't started
Jensen
i bought it. that's the first step
Berger
if you really wanted to get someone's attention you wouldn't cook anyway. everybody cooks. you'd do something nobody else thinks of
Thompson
you know, if someone really wanted to woo a person, they'd bring them special fish food
