"That means a lot. While we're clearing things up, there's something I need you to know. There's nothing wrong with you or the career choices you've made, no matter what anyone says. Do you hear me? You like what you like. And it's a good thing, for youboth, that you're with someone who respects you and can handle it. Wholoveshandling it."
"Oh, Harvey. I love you."
"I love you, too."
"Uh, hello, usual center of attention feeling very left out over here." Zak stomps his foot and waves even though he's only a few inches away from us.
"Come 'ere," Harvey says, hauling him in for a three-way huddle. "I love you, too, Zak."
"Thank fuck. I mean, I love you, too." His eyes drift to me. "And I've secretly been in love with you for years."
"You have?"
"Yeah."
"So why did you set me up on those horrendous dates a few years ago?"
He sighs. "Hoped you finding someone might help me move on."
"Oh, Zak. I'm sorry."
"Don't be. You had your boundaries, which I fully respected. We had a great thing, and I was happy being friends."
"But this is better?" I hedge.
A huge smile spreads across his face. "Waaaay better. And now that we've got the lovey-dovey stuff out of the way, are we ready to move on?"
"What did you have in mind?"
Zak walks over to the backpack he brought over with him and left by the door and turns it upside down. A massive dildo and a bottle of lube spill out of it.
"We've been talking about you two fucking me for a while now."
"Hard not to when you keep bringing it up daily," Harvey points out, bringing his giant paw to his face to mask his grin.
"I'm a hungry powerbottom," Zak cries out. "Jack's been deepthroating you for months, and I still haven't had the two men I love most in the world inside me at the same time. It's nothing short of a travesty."
"Call the UN," I mutter under my breath.
Harvey chuckles while Zak shakes his head like a powerbottom well and truly exasperated.
We made a deal, instigated by Harvey who has reservations about whether Zak can handle both of us at the same time, that if he could take the largest sex toy we could find online, then we'd know he's ready to handle us both.
Zak picks up the dildo that's so long he has to hold it still with both hands to save it from wobbling wildly.
"Last night, I took it up to here." He indicates where. "Now, you are hung, Harvey, but that's a few inches longer than what you're packing. And since I'm good at math, I calculated your combined girths. This baby right here outmatches you there, too. So…for the love of all that is good in this world…can my two boyfriends DP me?Please!"
Zak
I've always given credit where credit is due. Jack is the undisputed blowjob king, able to take all of Harvey's many,manyinches all the way down to the base in a feat that deserves to be studied. Props to him for that.
But when it comes to anal sex, my ass cantake it. And as much as it warms my heart that Harvey is concerned about my well-being and being able to take them both at the same time, my hole knows what it wants. And it wants the two men I love more than anyone in this universe to fuck me and fill me with their hot seed.
"What do you say, Harvey?" Jack asks, doing a terrible job of not grinning.
He's going to cave, we all know it, but I let them play their little game.
He taps his chin. "Yeah," he drawls. "Think it's time we put our Zakky out of his misery."
