“Why would you say that?” I hissed, throwing a pillow at him. Of course, his ninja ass ducked it.
“Aye, I’m only speaking facts. Your pussy damn near cut off the circulation in my dick. You might as well have gotten witha stud with a premium strap ’cause he ain’t even tickling your walls.”
I covered my mouth, laughing so hard my stomach started to hurt. “Yeah, it’s time for you to get the fuck out. You’re a little too disrespectful for me.”
“Tell me I’m wrong. If he’s fucking you right and putting dick in your stomach, correct me then,” East challenged, smirking while he stood in front of me with his arms folded.
“I don’t want to discuss my sex life with you.” It was the only response I could give to avoid the question without embarrassing Mendeecees. It was bad enough that I had slipped up with my baby daddy.
“I bet you don’t. Your pussy was spitting up in thirty seconds, so I know you must be putting hella miles on that rose of yours.”
“Go to he—”
“Good morning,” Noodle grumbled in her sleepy voice.
I got on her about opening doors without knocking, but when it came to her daddy, her little ass didn’t give a damn.
“Good morning, daddy’s baby.”
She walked right over to him and held her arms up. Spoiled little girl.
“Did you sleep good?” he asked her.
She nodded her head, wrapping her arms around his neck. I smiled, watching him kiss all over her face and tell her how beautiful she was. Her hair was standing on top of her head like she had gotten electrocuted, and there was a trail of dried drool on her face, but when her daddy told her she was beautiful, nobody could tell her anything different.
“Let’s go brush our teeth and wash our faces. Do you want cereal for breakfast or pancakes?”
“Pancakes, please.”
I rolled my eyes because she swore my pancakes weren’t as good as her daddy’s. He thought it was the funniest thing, but I couldn’t stand it.
“Alright, I’ll let you get a head start. We gotta hurry up so mommy can brush her teeth too. Her breath smells like a fart.”
Noodle’s traitor ass fell out laughing while I gave him the middle finger.
“You weren’t complaining about my breath last night,” I shot back.
“Man, the way you were suckin’ my—I mean, umm yeah. Your talents had me distracted. Noodle, did you know mommy was a magician?”
“No! She never told me nuffin’!” Noodle glared at me as if I had betrayed her. Meanwhile, I wanted to choke her dumb-ass daddy.
“Yeah, she knows how to make big things disappear. It’s amazing.”
“Oh, I wanna see,” she whined with her lips poked out.
I snickered when East’s eyes widened in shock. He wanted to be petty and got caught up in his own games.
“Naw, she only can perform her magic for me. We can go see a real magician this summer if you want.” He kissed her again, then let her down.
“Mommy, your hair looks crazy like mine. We’re twins,” she innocently declared.
“Yes, my love. Now hurry up and brush your teeth so we can eat, and I can do your hair. Daddy said he’s taking us shopping, and he’s taking you to Build-A-Bear so you can get a new stuffie.”
“Yay! Thank you, Daddy!” Baby girl squealed then raced out of the room.
“I keep forgetting she isn’t a baby anymore, and I can’t say everything I want. Her ass is like a little sponge,” East said with a chuckle.
“Exactly. You play too much. Now get yo’ ass in there so you can make our breakfast. I might set up my tripod so I can record a video for YouTube. I bet my viewers would love that,” I joked, knowing damn well he hated being on camera.
