Maren
Ummmm… Because he’s an ass?
Ruth
Ummmm… That’s the fun part.
Maren
How is that the fun part? Are you sick? Do we need to get Tobias to take you to the hospital?
Ruth
Why would Tobias be the one to take me to the hospital?
Maren
Nevermind. I’ll tell you the story later. This is about Trevor and why you think him being an asshole is fun.
Ruth
It’s fun because I’m not bothered by his temper tantrums and I think it’s messing with his head.
Maren
OMG. Please tell me you called it a temper tantrum to his face.
Ruth
I did not.
It is possible I called him an overgrown toddler and told him I was going to send him to his office to cool down if he didn’t get it together.
Maren
I think I just fell in love with you.
Mariah
I might have to start coming into the office more often. I feel like I miss all the fun stuff.
Brooke
Stay home. Between Tucker coming up with any excuse to find Ruth so he can stare at her, and the sexual tension between two other people we know, it’s freaking chaos here.
Maren
You better not be talking about me.
Ruth
At least she was nice enough not to call you out by name.
Brooke
It’s because I need her to organize the files for my afternoon meetings. Speaking of… HOW DID YOU KNOW RUTH WAS HELPING TREVOR SINCE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW?
Mariah
