goshdarnit SHIRT
Tucker
okay which one of you forkersdid this to my phone
Tobias
Someone had to do something to make your shitshow messages tolerable. They make my damn eye twitch.
Walker
CAN YOU ASSHOLES QUIT? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WORK.
Tobias
Turn your fucking caps lock off, Grampa, or you’re next on my list.
Trevor
Pretty sure Titus is next on your list.
Tucker
how in the heck do i turn this forking thing off
Tobias
You don’t. Because you need to learn to quit swearing before Thing One and Thing Two arrive.
Walker
IS THAT WHAT WE’RE CALLING THE TWINS NOW? THING ONE AND THING TWO?
Tobias
It was either that or the Terrible Twosome, which Mariah vetoed.
Trevor
We’re gettingoff track
Walker
I’M MUTING YOU DICKS AND GOING BACK TO WORK.
Tucker
fork you toby now i gotta go google how to fix this
Trevor
Do none of you pricks want to know why Tobias is going to kick Titus’s ass
Tobias
No. I don’t have time to kick anyone’s ass. I’ve gotta make Pierce twenty Jeeps.
Trevor
