Raf:
Honestly, I don’t need to be part of this chat. I’m sure I’ll find out everything I need to know in one of the other five million chats you all have added me to.
Marco:
I’m taking applications for a new best man. @Chiara invite AJ into this group.
Raf:
Honestly, AJ would rather have his toenails pulled out than deal with whatever you call this chat.
Seb:
I thought I was your best man!
Marco:
You’re all my best men—like I’m going to choose.
Seb:
But I’m the one who will stand next to you, right?
Sophia:
@Seb you know he’s marrying me, right?
Luca:
@Chiara put us all out of our misery and fuck @Raf happy.
Stella:
Oh we all know she needs absolutely no encouragement.
Chiara:
Don’t tell him I told you all this, but he’s good for his morning O.
Raf:
You’re a pain in my ass, you know that.
Luca:
Kinky, big bro.
Raf:
Luca, you are far too concerned with my kinks. Chiara, don’t even think about indulging him.
Chiara.
Yes sir *Insert Devil emoji*
Stella:
@Raf you know what they say about hangovers.
