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Cal
Balls, dude. Respect.
Nick
Whoa. I once knew a guy named Ty …
Jack
That’s Luke? Damn. I can see the appeal.
Cal
I’m literally right next to you.
Jack
You wanna go?
Ty
No, he doesn’t. I just got home. Y’all go to Cal’s for a change.
Cal
Can’t. My RA’s a dick.
Percy
At least your dormmate doesn’t suck.
Cal
Or does he?
Jack
He sure as shit better not. Your dick is mine!
Cal
Ty! Save me!
Ty
Fuck off. Asher drops this bomb and walks off? I’m pissed. I want the full episode.
Hey guys.
Michael/Jamie
About damn time. The fuck is this shit?
Percy
Weird, even mad, I can still tell it’s Jamie.
Lol. Long story.
