Fuck you all then.
Wren
I don’t know Nick that well. He’s cool?
Cal
Hella cool. Nothing to worry about.
Percy
Dorian’s cool.
Jack
We decided as a group. Only us and significant others with at least a year to get to know them first.
Ty has left the conversation.
Percy
And y’all thought I was dramatic.
Jack
Eh, don’t be too hard on him. Ty’s a bit frustrated right now.
Wren
Why? What’s going on?
Cal
Lol. We make him leave their dorm room each time we fuck.
Jack
Yeah, so basically Ty doesn’t live here.
Tate
Lol. Wow. Okay.
Percy
You two are my idol.
With you, Percy. I’d hoped to fulfill my virgin dreams at college. So far, nothing.
Jack invited Ty to the conversation.
Ty
Any talk about dicks, and I’m out.
Cal
But you’re a dick, so …
