You wouldn’t know subtle if it smacked you in the face. And yes, I’m out, but people who don’t know me well assume I’m straight because I recently dated a woman.
I’ll ramp up the flirting, then. Can’t have anyone else getting any ideas about having a chance with you.
No one else is interested, and you shouldn’t be either. I don’t date people I work with, remember?
A five-month-long seduction is fine by me.
Why do you take every message as encouragement?
Why wouldn’t I? I saw you checking me out this morning.
Shit.
Why does your wolf friend keep glaring at me?
Sexy Neighbour
Harley? He doesn’t like cat shifters. It’s a thing in Birchester. The cats and wolves hate each other.
I’ve noticed. Weird AF.
But why me, specifically? He doesn’t glare at Felicia or the others.
Because he knows I have a giant crush on you.
He’s into you?
That’s hilarious. Definitely not.
We tried hooking up once but it was like kissing my brother. Bleugh.
He was my cellmate. I think he’s feeling protective.
Okay, that’s cute.
Don’t tell Harley you think he’s acting cute. He’ll gut you like a fish, and I like all your body parts exactly the way they are.
You say the sweetest things.
Do you know what’s up with all the overtime? They didn’t mention it when I started.
Sexy Neighbour
Not sure. Rush orders, maybe? H says they’ve not done it before that he knows of.
Are rush orders for books and clothes even a thing at this time of year?
Oh, my sweet treasure. You don’t think that’s actually what’s in the boxes, do you?
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I’m not being funny, but you don’t put magical containment fields on boxes of clothes.
What’s in them, then?
Idk. I asked H in my first week. He’s got no clue either.
Could you please ask Milo to turn his music down? I couldn’t hear myself think when I came home.
