“Okay!” I jump in, trying to keep the peace. “I’m calling time out. Kalen, we actually have a birthday party to arrange. Chelsea’s niece is six tomorrow and we’re holding the party here this weekend. You can help me get things ready today.”
“A kid’s party?” He wrinkles his nose up in distaste. “That wasn’t exactly what I had in mind for living it up down under!”
“Well, you wanted the authentic Australian experience so you’re going to get it. Family means everything here, so get on board with that and shut the fuck up.”
“Aye aye, Captain.” He salutes me, sarcastic little shit.
“Be good, or I won’t let you have any Fairy Bread.”
Amelie
Dick. Expect random insults until I hear from you.
Message delivered
Wanker.
Message delivered
Tosspot.
Message delivered
Cocksucker.
Message delivered
Baxter
Seriously? Is that the best you’ve got? Thought Kalen would have rubbed off you a little more than that by now…
Amelie
You titwanking arsebadgering knob jockey of a cunting cum stain!
Holy shit! You replied! You’re getting my messages!
Baxter
No shit, Sherlock. That’s why I’m Batman and you’re Robin.
Amelie
I’m so glad you’re alive. But I’M BATMAN. And I’m going to kill you.
Chapter Eight
Baxter
I’ve been summoned to dinner. Actually, my grandfather summoned me to a family dinner, but as his whore is going to be there, I refuse to acknowledge a familial connection. I’ve been ordered to dress up, which is utterly ridiculous. I always look smart. I take pride in my impeccable appearance. I can, however, understand the mandate to be on my best behaviour. I’m just not going to abide by it.
I think tonight is finally the night I get to officially meet the whore’s granddaughter. I say officially, because she’s been on this goddamn island a week already and while they’ve done their best to keep her away from me, I’ve been able to snag glimpses of her here and there.
Colour me intrigued. I want to know why she’s here. I think she’s hiding or on the run or something, but even my Order connections couldn’t turn up any dirt on her. Which in itself is suspicious.
Besides, this whole thing is an absolute joke. First, I get told to stay away from the girl, and then I’m summoned to have dinner with her.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, when I get to the main house, Grandfather ushers me into the informal dining room and I discover it’s set for two. Then he leaves me, to go and greet his guests.
