Trevor ran over and punched Noah in the face.
In the disastrous chaos that followed, Trevor’s brain vaguely registered the fact that all of this had aired on live television. But he couldn’t muster up any will to care.
Maggie hadn’t had timelast night to let them know how much deep shit they were in, because she was too busy trying to do damage control. But she’d changed her plans so that she’d be riding on the bus with them today, which was supposed to leave at eight a.m.
Trevor didn’t know where Skyler was. He hadn’t taken the car home with Trevor last night, and when Trevor had woken up after finally falling asleep around four this morning, he still wasn’t there.
When the car had arrived to take him to the bus, Trevor probably would have gone back to sleep and let the driver wait outside forever if it weren’t for the fact that Oli had been in the car. He’d come inside and physically dragged Trevor out the door.
And now they all stood outside in the parking lot. Trevor, Oli, Jermaine, Noah with a black eye, crew members, Maggie, Christian, and the bus drivers. But no Skyler.
Nobody had heard from him, nobody could reach him, nobody knew where he was.
Nobody knew what was going on.
Nobody knew what to do.
Trevor felt like his heart had shriveled up and died, and it was only by a mistake that he was still standing.
Eventually, after they’d waited an hour, Maggie sent them all home. She said she’d have to cancel their first show tomorrow, and possibly the one after that, until they could find Skyler.
For a while, Trevor, Oli, Jermaine, and Noah didn’t move. They all stood there in a small circle staring at each other. Noah looked furious, but Oli andJermaine looked worried. Jermaine apologized to Trevor for whatever he’d said to him before the performance last night, but Trevor didn’t even remember it.
Everything had fallen apart.
He should have seen it coming a long time ago. But somehow, in all the scenarios he’d thought up about things going wrong, he’d never imagined that it could all end up likethis.
His driver attempted to take him home, but Trevor couldn’t go back to the place where he knew Skyler wouldn’t be. And he couldn’t try to find him right now. He didn’t know if he wanted to.
So he had the driver drop him off at Sierra’s.
He knocked on her door, and when she opened it, all he could say was, “Hi.”
She took one look at his face before holding out her arms.
And there was nothing left for him to do but step into them.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS’ EPIC GRAMMY DISGRACE
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll know that global sensation boy band Boys Will Be Boys have reached the height of fame over the last five years. With five albums under their belt and constant touring, the group has been nearly inescapable. The five young men appeared poised to take over the world until last week’s disaster at the Grammys knocked them all on their asses. (For heartthrob Skyler James, we mean that literally.)
The band’s management has yet to comment on what really went down that night to lead to such a mess, but both fans and haters alike have taken to social media to share their opinions and theories.
Immediately following their performance, the band was set to head out for the start of their next tour, but instead they’ve cancelled their first three shows. While we don’t want to add to the speculation, we’re afraid this may be signalling the end of an era. At this point, it seems entirely possible that Boys Will Be Boys have broken up. We hope it’s not true, but if they do resurface, they’ll sure have a lot of upset fans to answer to.
TREVOR BLUE, OF THE DISBANDED BOYS WILL BE BOYS, ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT
Less than six months ago, Boys Will Be Boys, the band whose unfathomable success ushered in a resurgence of the boy band genre, seemed to disappear overnight. Despite the eventual statement from management that the band has split up, fans have barely accepted the fact that they may never again get to see the five young men they so idolize perform together.
What might help to ease this devastating blow is that some members, most notably Noah Winters, known as somewhat of a leader in the band, have already begun hinting at working on solo music. With all the fame they earned, and even after the band’s tumultuous ending, we’re certain the world hasn’t seen the last of these singers’ handsome faces. Surely, they will each go on to achieve further success.
While Trevor Blue, highly respected by the band’s fans as a great songwriter, has yet to allude to a solo career, he did surprise us all with an announcement of his own yesterday. In an interview given to the L.A. Times, Blue revealed he and long-time girlfriend Sierra Makenzie are not only engaged but expecting a baby. Of the band’s breakup, Blue commented: “Boys Will Be Boys was a wonderful chapter in my life, but now that it’s ended, I’m excited to start this new one.”
We offer Blue our congratulations, and can’t wait to see what comes next for the singer and father-to-be.
COMMENTS
BoysWillLoveBoysThis is FAKE. We know he’s with Skyler.
