Wordsworth’s Dove Cottage tour
Shopping! Ambleside Luxury Sheepskin & FAMOUS Grasmere Gingerbread MADE BY HAND and the lady is wearing the cutest bonnet on the web page!
Osprey Viewing Excursion with Boat Ride on Bassenthwaite Lake
Cumbrian Heavy Horse Clydesdale Ride on fell or beach, weather dependent (IT RAINS A LOT THERE!)
Predator Experience at Witherslack Hall Farm
Beatrix Potter House Tour
Bachelorette Party (they call it “Hen Night” over there in England FYI!!!): Drunken Duck Inn in Ambleside? LET’S DISCUSS!
Suggest bringing layers, including a rain jacket or umbrella and rubber boots (they call them “wellies”).
Emma, Call me ASAP!
Jane XXOO
“I told her you’d call this morning,” said Rich. “OK, I’m off to work. I love you, honey.”
“I know,” said Emma.
“We’re going with the boys to England!” said Rich.
“I just can’t believe it,” said Emma.
“Well, believe it, baby. Maybe a vacation can get your mind off your sex toys.”
“It’s not just toys,” said Emma, reflexively.
“Right, sorry. Maybe a vacation will get your mind off your sexual empowerment products.”
“God, that sounds nice,” said Emma. In the dim recesses of her overloaded head, she remembered that one of her credit card bills had come with a blank check. Was it in her office trash can or the garbage bin at the top of the driveway?
