I’m sweating despite the chilly temperatures, but I’m doing it.
I’m recording myself naked.
With my phone in airplane mode.
And I’ll likely get a new phone instead of ever turning this one off of airplane mode.
But maybe I’ll start my own GrippaBeav channel.
And maybe I’ll sue the shameless opportunist who’s using my video to make themselves money off of the worst moment of my life.
Maybe I’ll completely destroy them.
I shouldn’t have, but I looked it up.
I looked up the videos that some asshole is making about me.
Watched my own vagina dance and sing to songs that are clear AI rip-offs of Waverly Sweet and Bro Code songs.
Made myself feel violated all over again.
Butthis is my body.
And I shouldn’t be ashamed of it.
“Bagock!” The Cluckinator says.
She followed me here, and she’s helping me be brave.
She’s naked.
I can be naked too.
Here. In a technically public space.
I can’t do this in my room.
I have to be bolder than that.
“Look, I can make my beaver talk too.WithoutAI’s assistance.” I grab my labia with my free hand and manipulate it so that it’s moving on camera as I make up a fake voice. “Hellllooooo, I’m Cricket’s beaver, live and in person, and I want to tell all of you cunt-muffins to go fuck yourselves with a rusty mouse statue.”
This is—helping?
I’m not usually a call-people-cunt-muffins kind of person, but this is cathartic.
And honestly?
I need to say it.
I’vewantedto say it, but now, Ineedto say it.
“Cluck cluck cluck BAGOCK!” The Cluckinator says.
“Want to see my boobs too?” I shimmy my beav for the camera, then move the camera up to my chest. “Look. There’s my nipple. And here’s my other nipple. Andoooooh, scandal. There’s a hair growing out of my nipple too.Bad modern woman.So bad. Having hair.”
I bounce, making my breasts and the camera jiggle, and despite all of the rage simmering beneath my skin, I start to smile at the ridiculousness of what I’m doing. “Is this what you want? You want some booby too? How about you,bassfisher857? Do your friends and family and coworkers know that you told me to go kill myself?”
Some people.
