I think as long as both of you know there’s no real feelings involved, it’s probably fine. You’re just doing her a favor.
Tenny
The only feelings are of the “I hate you with the power of athousand suns” variety.
Trevor
Wait. Is this real life or from one of your books?
Shane
This doesn’t seem baseball related. Why am I in this group chat?
Tenny
Because you’re part of the team…wouldn’t hurt you to act like it.
Rhett
Why aren’t Kai or DJ on here?
Tenny
They’re married. This is the single players group chat.
Trevor
Excuse me. Happily married over here.
Tenny
Yeah, but barely. Besides, I need your veteran guidance, old timer.
Trevor
Where are you? This “old timer” wants to show you a thing ortwo.
Shane
I want to be clear that I didn’t consent to this.
Colton
Take Shane off the chat. It’s bad enough I have to see him scowling in the outfield with me every day. I don’t need him sucking the fun out of everything else.
Tenny
Brrr, I can feel Shane’s icy stare from here.
Trevor
And where exactly is here? Asking for a friend.
Tenny
So…that’s congratulations to me on my new fake relationship?
Rhett
