Page 12 of The Baddest Witch


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Encouraged by this discovery and pushing past the bone-deep exhaustion that’s been my constant companion since leaving New York, I climb the staircase one careful step at a time. The banister is solid under my hand, gripping it as it gives a low, conversational squeak that somehow sounds friendly rather than ominous.

“I promise I’m not judging,” I tell it, running my palm along the smooth wood. “We all make noise when we move. I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies most days.”

Once upstairs, I open doors one by one, finding guest rooms and smaller bedrooms, each arranged as though time simply stopped mid-motion. The beds are made with hospital corners that would make a drill sergeant proud, dressers covered with the same careful white sheets, and curtains drawn tight enough to keep most of the daylight at bay. Everything speaks to the same meticulous care I found downstairs.

Everything is exactly where it belongs, maintained with the kind of attention that suggests love rather than duty. I explore more rooms, counting three bathrooms, which seemexcessive and wonderful. I may have done a happy dance, when I discovered a study absolutely packed with books that I’m definitely going to find time to peruse later. The titles I can make out through the sheet-draped shelves span everything from practical magic to classical literature, and my fingers itch to explore them properly.

The more I move through this place, the more comfortable I’m becoming, the more it feels less like exploring a stranger’s house and more like. . .coming home, maybe. Which is ridiculous because I’ve never lived here, but there’s something in the air that feels familiar.

I reach the room at the end of the hallway, and I know without question that this must be the primary bedroom. Two massive wooden doors stand before me, their surfaces intricately carved with what looks like an entire forest scene, trees and vines and small woodland creatures, and winding through the center of it all, a stream that bears an unmistakable resemblance to the spring I saw running through town earlier.

“Well,” I murmur, pressing my palms against the cool wood and bracing myself. “If anything dramatic is going to happen, statistically speaking, it will happen behind the most impressive doors in the house.”

I push both doors open simultaneously and step across the threshold, then stop dead in my tracks. The nervous laugh that bubbles up is half hysteria, half resignation, because of course the weird shit would happen in here, behind the big-ass wooden doors carved with mystical forest scenes.

There, in the middle of what is clearly the most beautiful bedroom I’ve ever seen in my life, sits all my luggage. Arranged with the same precise care I’d used downstairs. All six bags lined up neatly at the foot of a massive four-poster bed that looks like something out of a fairy tale.

My brain takes a full five seconds to reboot, cycling through confusion, denial, and a creeping sense that I’ve definitely entered some kind of magical situation that I am absolutely not prepared for.

I left those bags downstairs. I specifically remember it.

I go through every detail of my movements since entering the house, as if retracing my steps will somehow explain away the completely unexplainable. I remember dragging them inside, my shoulders aching from the effort. I remember arranging them against the foyer wall with deliberate precision. I remember specifically declaring, out loud and with conviction, that they were staying there until further notice, possibly until I died of old age.

I did not carry them up these stairs. I would remember hauling six heavy bags up fifteen steps. My back would definitely remember that particular torture session.

I step forward slowly, as if approaching a wild animal, and press my palm against the nearest suitcase. Because maybe, just maybe, this is all some kind of exhaustion-induced hallucination. Maybe I’m more tired than I thought and my brain has started creating elaborate fantasies involving helpful house spirits. The fabric is cold and solid under my palm, the zipper real against my fingertips. It’s real. This is absolutely, undeniably real.

“Oh no,” I whisper to the empty room, and my voice sounds very small in the vast space.

This is not random chaos or paranormal activity. Nothing in this place gives off hostile or malevolent vibes. No skin-crawling sensations, no sense of being watched by something that wishes me harm. This feels accommodating, thoughtful even, like the house heard my complaint about the stairs and decided to be helpful. Like it’s trying to take care of me.

The realization unsettles me far more than anything ghostly or threatening would have. I can handle scary. I’ve watched every horror movie ever made and prided myself on being the person who yells logical advice at the screen. This? Oh hell, this feels personal in a way that makes my chest tight.

“I said I wasn’t taking them upstairs,” I say faintly, speaking to myself but knowing that if the house is listening, which it apparently is, then it should understand that I didn’t actually ask for this favor. “I didn’t request magical luggage transportation services.”

The room remains quiet, but the air shifts in a way I can’t quite name, like the moment when someone enters a space behind you and you feel their presence before you see them. As though the house heard me and is considering my words carefully.

“Okay, nope.” I say firmly to myself and to whatever benevolent magical entity has apparently taken up residence in my inheritance. “This is precisely when I decide I need fresh air and time to process what is clearly a supernatural situation that I am not equipped to handle.”

I retreat from the master bedroom with considerably less dignity than I entered, not quite running but definitely moving with purpose. Descending the staircase in rapid but controlled strides, crossing the foyer while trying to convince myself this is all perfectly normal, then flinging the front door open and stepping back into the late afternoon sunlight like I’m escaping something.

Okay, fine, I’ll admit it right here and now. I ran. I absolutely ran from my own inherited house because my luggage moved itself upstairs and I panicked like a reasonable person would in an unreasonable situation. I’ve seen magic before. Just, not like this.

“Damn it,” I mutter, dragging both hands down my face and probably smearing what’s left of my makeup. “This house better not be haunted. I can barely handle my living problems.”

Behind me, the front door swings shut with a firm, decisive click that echoes through the quiet street. The sound makes me freeze mid-rant, then turn slowly just in time to see the brass handle shift again and the door ease back open. Not violently or dramatically like in some B-grade horror movie. It opens with the quiet patience of something offering invitation rather than threat. Like it’s waiting calmly for me to get over myself and come back inside where I clearly belong.

“Okay,” I say carefully to the house, to the universe, to whatever magical nonsense I’ve apparently been gifted along with the deed. “Please. No ghosts. No poltergeists. No vindictive spirits with unfinished business. I do not have the emotional bandwidth for supernatural drama right now. Please, please, please just be a quirky house with helpful tendencies.”

Giving myself a few minutes to breathe, I climb the front steps again, this time with the resigned determination of someone who has accepted that her life has officially entered the Twilight Zone and there’s no turning back.

When I reenter the foyer, I stop dead for the second time in ten minutes.

The sheets are gone. All of them completely vanished.

The furniture stands revealed in its full glory. Polished mahogany and cherry wood gleaming as if someone just finished buffing every surface, rich fabrics in deep jewel tones that speak of quality and care. The air smells faintly of lavender and lemon oil, clean and welcoming but not artificially overwhelming. Sunlight pours through uncovered windows, illuminating framed photographs along the walls. Family faces I don’t fully recognize but somehow feel connected to, generationsof Thornes watching me with expressions that range from stern to amused to mysteriously knowing.

The house is transformed into something familiar. It simply woke up, stretched, and pulled off its dusty covers like someone rising from a long, peaceful sleep. The grandfather clock ticks in steady rhythm, marking time with quiet authority. In the sitting room, I can see a Persian rug in deep reds and golds that probably cost more than my car. In the dining room, the table gleams under afternoon light streaming through tall windows, and place settings for eight are laid out as if expecting dinner guests.