Page 85 of Keys: A Crossover


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Controller 1: [checks feed] ...carry on.

Player 3: [screaming in agony] WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!

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Controller 2: [marches Player 2 deeper into the eastern section]

Player 2: [stumbling] You made me shoot him! Holy fuck, lady? I thought it was going to be a rubber bullet or a paintball!

Controller 2: [stops Player 2] Quit your bitching. If you keep shouting and give away your location, you’re going to be next!

Player 2: [clamps mouth closed]

Controller 2: [turns in circle]

Player 2: [whispers] Please, for the love of God, just… I don’t want to die! I thought this was just some twisted nerdy game or maybe even a fetish thing, but I really, really don’t want to die.

Controller 2: [heads north] Then maybe you’ll answer a question at the next Checkpoint.

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Handler 1: [flashes light] Welcome to Checkpoint Three.

Player 1: [gasping for breath] How…the…fuck…did…you…beat…me…here?

Handler 1: [makes a waving hand gesture] Magic!

Player 1: [still gasping] Jesus. Water… Please, I need water…

Handler 1: [does not move to assist] Answer my question and I’ll see what I can do. We know Kennedy’s partner inside the USMS is Agent Talbot Corrigan.

Player 1: [pauses] Corrigan? What? No shit.

Handler 1: [pauses] Are you an agent or former agent?

Player 1: [shakes head, still gasping] I never made it through training. Kennedy hired me to help him on the side. I had no idea WHAT that help was going to look like! I’m innocent. I swear.

Handler 1: [raises eyebrow] So says one of three men who were sent to capture a woman and hold her against her will?

Player 1: [swallows hard] Um, does that count as another question?

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Player 3: [groans in pain] Stop! Stop! I need help! I need a hospital! I’ve been shot!

Controller 3: [keeps moving Player 3 forward] ‘tis but a flesh wound.

[more gunshots ring out]

Player 3: [panics but forced to keep moving] This is fucking insane, dude! Just stop! I’ll tell you everything you want to know! Just stop!

[more gunshots]

Controller 3: [turns Player 3 to the left] Oh! Checkpoint. Maybe you’ll quit your bitching if you get a band-aid.

Player 3: [groans] I need a hospital! The only reason I’m still standing is because you’re using these things on my joints to move me!

Handler 1: [flashes light] You’re alive. Congratulations.