Page 83 of Keys: A Crossover


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Controller 1: [continues north]

Player 1: [forced to continue] Stop! STOP!

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Controller 2: [marches Player 2 east]

Player 2: [tries to plant feet, fails] What is this? What is this?!

Controller 2: [pauses Player 2]

Player 2: [breathing hard, body frozen]

Controller 2: [resumes east]

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Controller 3: [marches Player 3 west at a leisurely pace]

Player 3: [looks left, looks right] Hello? Is anyone—ouch! Shit!

Player 3: [trips over root, catches himself]

Controller 3: [stops Player 3]

Player 3: [frozen, tries to move but can’t]

Controller 3: [makes Player 3 look up at the sky]

Player 3: [looks up] This is so fucked up! Why am I looking at the sky?

Controller 3: [resumes west]

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Handler 1: [flashes light] Congratulations. You are the first to make it to Checkpoint One.

Player 2: [jolts slightly] Fuck! Shit! Okay, okay! She says to say ‘ask me your questions, Bridge Keeper, I am not afraid.’

Handler 1: [snorts] Player 2, Kennedy’s operation continued while he was in prison. Who was running it?

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Controller 1: [curses] She beat me to Checkpoint One. Smartlass.

Player 1: [starts moving faster] Motherfucker! Dude, I am not a runner! Stop making me run!

Controller 1: [stops Player 1 by Player 2]

Player 2: [stands immobile] This is so fucked up! I’m not saying jack shit!

Controller 1: [over open comms] Need I remind you that that box you see is Keys’ Vault of Honesty. It contains things you might find useful in the next hour. You are currently in a safe zone because we’re at a Checkpoint. Outside this immediate area, you’re fair game, my friend.

Player 2: [silence]

Hander 1: [flashes light in face] Player 2?

Player 2: [spits on ground] Go to hell.