Sarah
Sexy what?
Caitlin
It’s something our moms do. When someone has sexy news, they tell it over breakfast, with donuts.
Sarah
It’s awesome that they’re in their fifties and still have sexy stories to tell.
Maya
Have you seen all their dads? Of course their moms have sexy stories to tell.
Maddy
No.
Caitlin
No.
Me
Absolutely fucking not.
Sarah
But I mean, she’s not wrong.
Me
Glass houses, Sar. Dr. Jordan Wyles is a pretty devastating fifty whatever year old.
And lest you decide to get in on the action Em, some people would say Cooper Wyles is the sexiest of the Wyles brothers. Not me, of course. But some people. They say it’s the glasses.
Sarah
Okay, sorry, I get it. Fucking gross.
Emmy
So gross.
I think we need our own version of a sexy breakfast story. Like, a sexy dinner story with tacos. And tequila. We can eat our weight in queso and get the perfect amount of drunk, and Soph can spill her guts.
Maya
Put this directly in my veins. Tomorrow night. If anyone has plans, cancel them. We’re doing this instead.
Me
Sold.
Maddy
Want to come here since our usual meeting spot is under construction? Riley is sleeping at a friend’s house, and Cam is taking Ethan to the hockey game with Drew.
