Probably.
But there was something about that conversation that just got me. I can’t quite figure it out, but I’m a flexible sort of guy so I’m rolling with it. With a grin on my face, I poise my thumbs over the screen and start typing.
RenegadeRush
Hey there, ChaosQueen. It’s a brand-new day, and it’s my turn to ask the first question.
When the message indicator switches toreadand the dotsstart bouncing immediately, telling me she’s typing a reply, my grin widens, my knee bouncing with anticipation.
ChaosQueen
Let’s see if you can top the penny question. I dare you to try.
RenegadeRush
You doubt me?
ChaosQueen
You’re not the only competitive one in this conversation.
RenegadeRush
Well, prepare to be trounced.
What’s one job you’re unqualified for but are positive you could do anyway?
ChaosQueen
Shit, that’s a good one.
RenegadeRush
I’m a non-asshole, so I’ll refrain from saying I told you so.
ChaosQueen
Your restraint is noted and appreciated.
So, how much do you know about nail polish?
RenegadeRush
More than you might think. I grew up with sisters, and I’ve been known to paint my nails a time or two.
Or before every single game of my football season. The weekly pre-game manicure my youngest sister gives me is so epic and well known I’ve been offered sponsorship deals with nail polish brands, massive marketing campaigns, and my very own nail polish line with complete creative control. I’ve turned downevery single one, much to my agent’s dismay. It’s my special thing with Lilah, and I have no interest in monetizing that part of my life.
ChaosQueen
Okay, so then you might know that nail polish colors have weird names.
RenegadeRush
Once I let someone paint my nails in a shade called Pants Optional.
ChaosQueen
Was it red? I feel like Pants Optional would have to be a sexy red.
