RenegadeRush
Apparently not.
I feel like I didn’t make that apology for all men effusive enough.
ChaosQueen
There is no apology effusive enough.
RenegadeRush
No, I really don’t think there is.
I assume you said no to the foot picture.
ChaosQueen
I actually searched the internet for pictures of the world’s grossest feet to send because, serves him right, right?
RenegadeRush
One hundred percent yes. So what picture did you send?
ChaosQueen
I almost sent this one.
[pic of gross feet]
RenegadeRush
Holy fucking fuck. I literally recoiled. I think I have whatever the opposite of a foot fetish is. That picture is going to haunt my dreams.
ChaosQueen
Right? Like, you can’t unsee it.
RenegadeRush
You said “almost.” So why didn’t you send it?
ChaosQueen
I realized just in time there was a non-zero chance this motherfucker would be turned on or whatever by the picture, and I fear I would never recover from the horror of living with that particular reality.
So, I did the mature thing and ignored the message.
RenegadeRush
Probably a smart decision all around.
ChaosQueen
I tend to make them from time to time, although almost always in a work-related setting. My personal life decisions are generally less intelligent.
RenegadeRush
So what kind of work do you do?
