ChaosQueen
I’m surprised you took the time to read my profile, quite honestly.
RenegadeRush
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
ChaosQueen
In my admittedly limited experience, men skip over the profile entirely and go straight for openings of the “u up?” variety.
RenegadeRush
I feel like I need to apologize on behalf of all the men.
ChaosQueen
Well, someone definitely should.
RenegadeRush
ChaosQueen, on behalf of every man to ever walk the earth, I apologize for how many of us are total and complete assholes, and I promise to keep my assholery as limited as possible.
ChaosQueen
The fact that you didn’t promise not to be an asshole at all is noted and appreciated. That shows a level of self-awareness that is rare among the mens.
RenegadeRush
Self-awareness is my superpower. My mom made sure of it.
ChaosQueen
Do I sense a mama’s boy in my midst?
RenegadeRush
You better believe it, but not in the weird, creepy way. More in the, she’s the reason I’m 98% non-asshole way.
ChaosQueen
Between loving your mom and knowing your Broadway, I’m left wondering if you’re some alien species of man. Those are two qualities I have yet to encounter amongst the menfolk.
I take it back actually. I have a friend kind of like that, so maybe there are two of you.
RenegadeRush
A friend?
ChaosQueen
Are you unfamiliar with the concept?
RenegadeRush
Nah, I’m wondering if this is actually just a friend or if I’ve got some competition.
ChaosQueen
