Tyler
I, too, now worship at the altar of a pink power suit.
Me
I think this is the one, but I have to show the girls.
Tyler
That is definitely the one. You don’t need to show the girls. I’m telling you, that suit screams I am a tech goddess and I will kick so much ass at this job you would be crazy not to give it to me and pay me millions of dollars to do it.
Me
I’m not sure how to say this, but…you have a dick.
Tyler
You love my dick. I’m pretty sure last night you begged for it.
Me
Indeed I do, and I did and will again, but penis-havers such as yourself are not often trustworthy when it comes to matters of fashion. For that, I need my ladies who are waiting for me right outside this dressing room.
Tyler
Okay, but send me a naked picture first. Naked mirror shots are so fucking sexy.
Me
I’m dressed. Remember? Pink pantsuit I’m about to model for my girls.
Tyler
Get undressed.
Me
You saw me naked like six hours ago.
Tyler
Sal, I could see you naked every minute of every day for the rest of my life and it would still never be enough.
Me
I do have excellent tits.
Tyler
Baby, you have no idea.
Me
Okay, well I’m definitely not getting undressed to take a picture because dressing rooms are the seventh circle of hell and I’m already sweating from trying on a million outfits. But I’ll do you one better.
Tyler
You have my undivided attention.
