*sound of chair scraping*
Waiter 2:Er, madam? I appreciate the hug, but there’s really no need.
LC:Sorry.
Hot Bloke:Two tiramisus, please!
Waiter 2:No problem.
*sound of waiter walking away followed by the sound of lots of kissing*
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“everyone could benefit from therapy”
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EPILOGUE
YOUR ANGER JOURNAL
“Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one”
– Benjamin Franklin
Ugh, shut up Benjamin Franklin!!!! You’re such a know-it-all. You weren’t even President. I don’t think?!
Monday:
What happened?
Edward took too long getting back from work because of a train stuck in a tunnel.
How did you feel?
Frustrated and wretched because I miss him all the time and it makes me feel all needy and pathetic. But then he turned up with flowers, and I don’t care that they’re a cliché, they make everything better. I’m looking at them now and they’re making me smile. My attachment style is flower-based these days.
Tuesday:
What happened?
One of the survivors I work with was upset because we couldn’t get the police to take her seriously about her ex.
How did you feel?
So ragey, you wouldn’t believe. Like, throwing tiramisu levels of ragey. But I took whatever steps I could to help her, and then went to a kickboxing class where I clean took a punching bag off its hook with one of my kicks. Proudest moment of my life.
Wednesday:
What happened?
I finally sent in the manuscript for my book – hurrah! – and Fabian immediately called to say well done. But then the conversation got a bit heated when he said my old boss, Spencer atMorning Tea, had called again about me coming back to the show. And then he admitted he was sleeping with Spencer again. Yeugh.
How did you feel?
Frustrated because I’ve told Fabian over and over that I’m not interested in going back to my old job atMorning Tea. I truly LOVE what I do now. And also annoyed because Fabian deserves sooo much better. Not to mention that Spencer deserves so much worse. Why don’t people listen to my advice????? I’m a trained professional!!!!!!!
