Fuck me.
She said dildos…
Dildos plural…right?
A six pack?
Like they come in bulk from Costco?
Is there a variety pack?
Different…sizes? Colors?
Do they all do different things?
Do they go in different…holes?
Does she really have stuff like that?
Holy fucking shit this is an image I will never be able to get out of my head.
Sutton on the bed in the back room…
Fucking herself with…
Shit.
Stop, Shepherd.
Your thoughts would be flagged by the FCC.
Do not think about it.
Not even a little bit.
Stop. Stop it.
And don’t let these asshats think about it either.
Kyler’s mouth hangs open. Jake’s eyes are wider than regulation footballs. Boone looks like he’s doing advanced calculus in his head. And me? I can physically feel my blood rerouting from my brain to…elsewhere.
Sutton looks at each of us and bursts out laughing. “Got ya!”
Jesus Christ, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a room full of grown men look so terrified and then so relieved in such rapid succession. The collective exhale creates a breeze strong enough to ruffle the curtains. Orry actually crosses himself. Bennettcollapses against the wall like his knees gave out. The look on Killian’s face alone is worth framing.
“Fucking hell,” Jake mutters, hand over his heart. “You nearly gave me a cardiac event. I think I just saw Jesus.”
Sutton folds her arms across her chest, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “Sorry boys, but I had to make sure none of you turned into amateur gynecologists while unpacking my underwear drawer. The dildo lie was cheaper than installing security cameras.”
“Message received,” Boone says with a respectful nod.
I watch her settle into the space, her shoulders relaxing slightly as she takes in the guest house. I spent most of yesterday getting it ready with fresh linens and a stocked fridge. I even bought a new coffee maker because she likes coffee. The place isn’t huge, but it’s comfortable, a one bedroom, living area, small kitchen, and a bathroom with a decent shower.
“So,” Bennett says, breaking the silence, “this is cozy.”
“It’s perfect,” Sutton corrects him, and something warm spreads through my chest at her words.
Kyler glances down into the box he put on the table and his smile falters. “Oh shit.”
