I close my eyes and shake my head, a grin playing across my face.
Me
You fuckers need hobbies.
Seb
We DO have hobbies. Yours is apparently emotionally unavailable women.
Kill
Uh oh…
Hop
She’s emotionally unavailable? What did you do, Shep?
Me
She’s not emotionally unavailable and I didn’t do anything.
Kill
Maybe that’s the problem.
Seb
He likes her. I think our bro is in luuuurve.
Hop
*gasp* in LURVE?
Me
I wouldn’t go that far just yet. We’ve talked a few times and we went out…sort of…once.
Seb
Gotta run. Need to check on Whitfield’s shoulder. Good luck talking sense into our lovesick puppy dog of a brother. Later assholes.
Me
For the love of fuck, I am not lovesick.
Kill
Ignore him. Is she nice?
I pause, thinking how best to answer Killian’s question.
Me
She’s honest.
Hop
Yikes! That meansshe’s terrifying.