Better. Why? Plan on cooking too much food again? Or did you buy too many gallons of ice cream? I think I’ve gained 10 pounds since I moved here.
Me
We have a home game.
Sutton
And?
Me
Aaaand I’d loveit if you came.
Sutton
You’re inviting me into a stadium full of people who worship you?
Me
I wouldn’t say worship.
Sutton
Right. They just scream your name and wear your jersey.
Me
You scream my name and wear my clothes.
Sutton
*points finger*… Shepherd Don’t-know-your-middle-name Haynes! That is not the same!
Me
LOL! It’s Alan. After my dad. And okay, maybe not the exact same. So, will you come worship me at my game with the other thousands of people who will be there but I could give two shits about because I only have eyes for you?
Sutton
Well…when you put it that way.
Me
I’ll get you a jersey.
Sutton
I don’t need a jersey.
Me
You don’t have a jersey.
Sutton
Is that a problem?
Me
