Velvet
Let’s just say it involved a promise he broke, food that disappeared out of our fridge that I’d made for a BBQ at our neighbour’s place tomorrow, and no fucking toilet paper in the house, which may I add, he was supposed to buy on his way home this afternoon.
Layla
No toilet paper is the worst. That happened to us last week. All Blade’s fault too. I threw a book at him and told him to use that.
Nash
Fuckin’ hell, woman. You never told me that cheesecake was for the BBQ.
Velvet
Don’t even, Nash. I did. End of story. Unless you want me to finish the story while using our knives.
Me
LOL, you’re in this chat too, Nash?
Lily
Oh shit, I added you to the wrong chat group, Birdie.
Me
You have more than one group?
Nash
Fuck knows how many they actually have. I wouldn’t be fuckin’ surprised if they have one for every fuckin’ day of the week.
Gunnar
Yeah, I could see that happening.
Harlow
We have two groups. One for just the girls, and this one for when we have stuff to discuss with the guys.
Nash
And when she says ‘discuss’ she means ‘harass the fuck out of’.
Me
You’ve already made my day better. Thank you <3
Scott
Is Winter with you at the moment?
Me
He’s talking with Maddox.
Scott
Can you ask him when he’ll be in Brisbane next?
