Madison
Right. But you started after 9am on Saturday and I seem to recall you had your feet up on the couch before dinner. Sunday was about the same, maybe less time outside.
J
Not sure where you’re going with this, babe.
Madison
I love you, J, but that’s not 100% of your time.
Harlow
I think guys have no idea that a woman’s brain doesn’t stop.
Echo
Right? When a man comes home from work, he sees the couch and sits on it. When a woman comes home from work, she sees the mess on the couch and cleans it up.
Lily
While also managing the kids and the dinner and the homework and the grumpy husband.
J
How the fuck did we get from sex to housework?
Scarlett
Oh, J…
Madison
I’m just saying… You want my brain to be all about you during sex, then empty the dishwasher every now and then.
Chelsea
YES. Dishwasher emptying is foreplay.
Madison
Agreed. Unlike slapping my ass on the way past while I’m cleaning the toilet.
Velvet
Or grabbing my boob while I’m loading the washing machine.
Nash
Fuckin’ hell. If I’d known today was gonna be Manhating Fuckin’ Monday, I would’ve left my phone at home.
Echo
You know what’s foreplay for me? Hearing Colt say, “I already fed the kids dinner.”
Lily
That does it for me too. Also: King telling me to go take a nap while he wrangles the kids.
