Prologue
The problem with Max was that the more infuriating he was, the more he smiled, and the more he smiled, the more Sloane wanted to look at his face, which was the thing infuriating her in the first place. It was a fucking—what was the word. Catastrophe? Apostrophe? Apiary? Protozoa?
“Paradox!” she yelped, pointing at him with an outstretched hand. It was her champagne-holding hand, and it sloshed everywhere. Fortunately, they were outside and the grass seemed thirsty.
“A pair of what?”
“I swear to god.”
“How is it a paradox that Tahoe might have a majestic, ancient lake monster?” Max asked. And now he was grinning at her, all relaxed and sprawled across three separate chairs, his tie off and the top buttons of his shirt undone. Extremely fucking lookable.
“That’s not the paradox, because it doesn’t!” Sloane said. She was repeating herself. She’d been repeating herself, more or less, for the past five minutes, and it was doing absolutely nothing to convince Max that she was right. “If there were a giant lizard-y snake eel monster thing in Lake Tahoe, we would have evidence beyond stupid drunk people bringing it up once in a while to explain doing stupid drunk shit.”
“Not if Tessie wants to stay hidden,” he said, still grinning. He had nice teeth. They were a tiny bit crooked, his incisors a little too sharp, his eyeteeth not quite at the right angle. If he’d grown up somewhere else—Los Angeles or San Francisco, or any bigger city—he’d probably have gotten braces, Sloane figured. But in Last Chance, only the kids who really needed braces got them and everyone else went through life a little imperfect.
Sloane had been one of the kids who really needed braces. Of course she had been.
“Tessie isn’t even a good name. It’s named after the Loch Ness Monster,” she kept arguing. “Some snake oil salesman in the eighteen hundreds heard about that one, took a good look at Lake Tahoe, and decided to invent a monster with an incredibly derivative name. Honestly, it’s insulting.”
“If you find it, I bet they’d let you rename it.”
“I’m not going to find the Lake Tahoe monster because there is no Lake Tahoe monster,” Sloane said. “How would it survive? What would it live on? How would it reproduce? There’s no way the lake is big enough for the number of monsters you’d need to sustain a population, let alone the number of monsters needed to maintain enough genetic diversity for future generations to thrive.”
“It’s a very deep lake,” Max pointed out. “Maybe the Tessies have some crazy life cycle where most of them are the size of, like, Labradors and only one queen Tessie at a time gets large enough to terrorize humans up on the surface. Like bees.”
“That’s the opposite of bees!”
Max made a face. “Maybe I mean ants? Don’t they have, like, one giant queen?—”
“Yes, but the point is that the queen stays hidden and protected in the nest or the hive, where she fucks a lot of other bees or ants and then lays a lot of eggs and dies eventually,” Sloane said. “They don’t go flying or marching around to mess with humans. And there aren’t really any non-insects that have that kind of social structure. It’s not a thing fish do, so unless Tessie is a giant aquatic insect…”
“Wait, I like that,” Max said. “That’s a good theory—that Tessie is actually some kind of enormous lake, uh, lobster and the queen has to come to the surface every so often because she needs sunlight to fertilize her eggs. Or something.”
There were so many things wrong with that sentence that all Sloane could do, for several seconds, was stare.
“That,” she finally exhaled, “is not remotely how any of that works.”
Max sighed and tipped his head back over the chair in a way that made the tendons in his neck stand out for a minute and the hollow of his throat flex, then deepen. Sloane looked away and drank the last of her un-sloshed champagne, even though she knew it was a bad idea to be drinking even more if she was already noticing Max Fucking Golding’s throat…stuff.
It wasn’t exactly that she thought hooking up with Max was a bad idea, generally speaking. But it was probably a bad idea at their friends’ wedding, in their hometown, where everyone knew everyone and where she’d have to hear about it later if she did.
“Sloooooane,” he groaned, then lifted his head again to look at her. “Where’s your whimsy?”
Sloane snorted, then uncrossed and re-crossed her ankles, her feet resting on the chair opposite her, next to Max. Her shoes were…somewhere. “I ran out by the time I was eighteen,” she said. “Last Chance sucked me dry of whimsy.”
“Come on, it’s not that bad,” he said, still smiling, still sprawled, still half-undone. His gold-brown hair was pulled back into a bun, and strands were escaping here and there, framing his face in a way that was…somehow lovely, despite being his face. “You never went out to Stumbledown Rocks at night with your friends to see who could stay the longest once the Snagtooth started howling?”
“Snagtooth is wind. Stumbledown Rocks are above a hidden slot canyon with some very narrow openings, and when the wind blows hard enough and at the right angle, it sounds like something is howling.”
“Is that what you thought when you were twelve, though?” he asked. “You really thought it was wind when you were a kid?”
Sloane spun the empty champagne glass between her finger and thumb and stared wordlessly at Max for a moment because yeah, she’d always thought that. The first time she’d heard about Snagtooth, she’d figured there was a sensible explanation. Maybe not that it was wind, necessarily, but that it definitely wasn’t the undead form of a long-dead gold miner who’d lost his fortune and lamented about it so long and hard he’d become part wolf. Two decades later, she still couldn’t understand anyone thinking otherwise.
“Yes?” she finally said.
“You’ve never believed in any of them. For one minute,” he went on. He was starting to look less relaxed.
“No.”
