I'm on the HABs list too, just further down.
AIDEN
Found Felix!
https://hckytdy.com/players-we-want-to-see-hooked-up-next
EMMETT
Where am I?
BRYSON
E.T. I don't see you anywhere.
Maybe there's a players-obsessed-with-their-teammate’s-underwear list?
EMMETT
Or maybe it's a which player is forced to interrupt his teammates at holiday gatherings?
CROSBY
You didn't interrupt us, we were already done.
AIDEN
Yeah same.
BRYSON
I'm never done but you didn't interrupt us either.
EMMETT
Duncan?
FELIX
Duncan?!
No comment.
BRYSON
C'mon Pay Day, Pay up!
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
EMMETT
You weren't exactly being gentle.
FELIX
IF SOMEONE DOESN'T FESS UP AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED I'M GOING TO LOSE IT
Okay! Okay! Fine.
