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Me fresh and well manicured lagoon? Aye.
CAPT CHIN HAIR
Manicured? Pirates live for the thrill of conquering a jungle.
LADY GUFFAW
Mother.
SIR SOGGY PEG
Moving on. What be yer plans today Franny?
CAPT CHIN HAIR
Chores, chickens, drinkin' with me mates.
LADY DELILAH
Chickens?
What’s “chickens” in pirate?
CAPT CHIN HAIR
Chickens.
LADY GUFFAW
Mother, did you get chickens?
CAPTCHIN HAIR
Aye.
And got me a cock too.
He be a thick and feisty fella.
SIR SOGGY PEG
ARRRR you serious?
BIG GUNS CHAT
'appy talk like a gentleman o' fortune day!
FELIX
Yay.
AIDEN
I’m excited to batten down the hatches at practice today.
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EMMETT
