Renee rakes her teeth over her bottom lip as she thinks. “Ithink my most embarrassing secret is that IlovemyAnnietattoo.” She rests her elbow on the back of the couch, chin in her hand as she turns the question back on me. “What about you? What’s your most embarrassing secret?”
“What is this, an eighth-grade slumber party?”
But Renee looks at me expectantly, so I lie. I pick some drunken story from my early twenties, something innocuous that barely earns a reaction. I’m breaking my promise to be honest, but I can’t tell her the truth: My most embarrassing secret by a landslide is that I have a raging crush on my fellow bridesmaid.
Gin’s I Do Crew
Chrissy Amato
Hey girlie pops! It’s almost bridal shower time!!!!! Not to brag, but Rishi’s mom and I are practically BFFs now. My girl Asha and I have patio setup totally under control, so all you lovely ladies need to do is show up and shower our girl Gin with all the love and attention she obviously deserves! Oh, and presents too. Duh. Lots of presents.
Gin Bennett
You’re the best Chriss. <3 And omg, of course you and my future mother-in-law are friends now, ha ha.
Chrissy Amato
ALSO…you’re gonna laugh. But. Waiter Boy is allegedly working the day of the shower.
Gin Bennett
OMG
Chrissy Amato
But we’re gonna be busy as fuuuuuck. So can you guys keep an eye out for him for me? Sending you a pic so you know which hottie we’re looking for.
Renee Roberts
CHRISSY WHY
Gin Bennett
OMG NO CHRISS
Renee Roberts
OF ALL PICTURES TO SEND
Gin Bennett
I’m SCREAMING
Alice Pierce
What the hell is going on why did I just open my phone to a full nude of Waiter Boy
Chrissy Amato
It’s the only full body pic I have!!!!
Alice Pierce
You’re unhinged
Gin Bennett
I’m crying this is so funny
