Did you make it to Paris?
Cannon
Bonjour, bitches.
Just landed.
Brody
Glad you’re there. It’s time for her to come home.
Phoenix
Hopefully you’ll stop being a moody bastard.
Bass
Says the moodiest bastard of all.
Phoenix
Correct. I like riding solo. Heart is the life of the party. He isn’t supposed to be mopey.
Cannon
He’s not mopey. He’s taking a look at his inner self.
Brody
The fuck are you talking about? Did someone steal Cannon’s phone?
Phoenix
No. He hooked up with a woman who wrote a self-help book, and now he’s being all philosophical.
Cannon
Listen up, boys. It’s all about inner reflection. This shit is life-changing.
Bass
So are you going to see her again, seeing as she changed your life.
Cannon
Nope. She’s a tourist and she already left town. But she left me with a lot to think about.
Brody
She left you with a boner and deep thoughts? That’s quite the one-night stand.
Phoenix
He has a perpetual boner.
That’s not a bad thing. People pay good money for boners.
Cannon
