Cannon
Hey, Clover’s my girl. But if women find it sexy that I’ve got the cutest girl in town hanging out with me, so be it.
Bass
It’s slightly opportunistic but it works for you.
Cannon
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Phoenix
I don’t believe that was a compliment.
Bass
Heart, can you stop by my place this weekend? The shower keeps backing up and I think it’s a plumbing issue, probably due to Jovi’s fucking hair clogging the drain. But I tried pouring shit down there, and it’s not working.
Cannon
Wow. I just pictured Jovi in the shower naked. Not a bad way to start my day.
Bass
Fuck you. Get your filthy fucking thoughts away from my sister.
Cannon
Did you not just tell us that she was naked in the shower?
Phoenix
Quit while you’re ahead, dickhead.
Bass
Dude. Do not fucking joke about Jovi. The girl is going places, and it’s not here in Blue Sky Bay.
I’ll stop by tomorrow and take a look at the pipes.
Phoenix
You live on a houseboat. Your pipes are probably shit.
Cannon
I think you’ve all got shit pipes. Fairly certain I’m the only one that has a pipe that works really well.
Bass
You set him up for that one, Nix.
My pipe has always been solid.
Cannon
You just don’t use it anymore? Or are you keeping secrets from us?
