East
Then why are you texting if you can’t tell us what you saw?
Wade
Because I needed to tell someone.
Kipp
Is it a crime?
Wade
Technically, it's a misdemeanor. All I can say is that it involves Carl Pruett, a riding lawnmower, and a situation that is both completely legal on his property and completely unhinged.
Kipp
Was he on the road?
Wade
He was adjacent to the road.
East
What was he doing?
Wade
I cannot say.
Chloe
Was he dressed?
Wade
That is the detail I cannot confirm or deny.
I’d have to bleach my brain if I saw that. Aren’t the police supposed to be protecting us? You should do something about that.
Wade
He has been spoken to. He is aware that his yard is visible from the road. That's all I'm saying.
Kipp
I drive that road every morning.
Wade
I know.
Kipp
I drove it this morning.
Wade
