Lizzy:
Just tell us already! (A woman impatiently tapping her foot gif)
Lanie:
Word on the street is Dad got caught kissing the hell out of Herb Ames’s daughter.
Sloane:
Who is Herb Ames?
Lanie:
Wait for it… Her name is…
Lizzy:
For crying out loud… just tell us already!
Lanie:
Faye!
Lizzy:
What are you talking about? And how do you know he was kissing her?
Lanie:
Ryan saw it firsthand at the diner. Apparently, Dad walked in, Faye called his name, and as Ryan says, Dad turned around, and I quote, “kissed the ever-loving hell out of her.” He was so consumed, he didn’t even notice Ryan sitting in the booth next to him, or her dad, of all people, trying to get their attention.
Sloane:
Shut up. He did not. (heads exploding emoji)
Lanie:
He did. Then Ryan watched him have his ass handed to him the way he terrified all of our husbands when they met Dad for the first time. Ryan nearly died on the spot. Karma came full circle for Colonel Lancaster. Apparently, it was epic, and we missed it!
Raven:
Holy shit… I missed the motherlode of gossip. Wait. When did this happen?
Lanie:
This morning at the diner. Keep up.
Raven:
Sorry. Some of us are still working this summer and have deadlines.
Sloane:
I’m working, and I still responded.
Raven:
Yeah, yeah, overachiever. (eye roll emoji)
