Sloane:
I called Dad at 7 a.m., and he was still sleeping. (shocked face emoji)
Lizzy:
No way!
Lanie:
You sure? Dad’s up at the ass crack of dawn, every day that ends in “Y.”
Sloane:
No joke. I called because Ruby Frax is delayed in LA, and our sitter cancelled at the last minute. It was barely seven. Dad’s always up, so I didn’t worry about waking him.
Raven:
You could’ve called me.
Sloane:
Not the point, Rave. I swear, he was STILL IN BED!!! His voice was gruff, and he said he still needed to shower AND that it would take him nearly an hour to get here.
Lizzy:
Dad showers in 10 min, and you live like 5 min away?!?!?!
Sloane:
I KNOW! (head exploding emoji).
Raven:
Why would it take him an hour? (thinking emoji)
Lanie:
You sure he just isn’t busy?
Sloane:
He said he got a late start this morning. Clearly—he was in bed at 7 a.m.!!!
Lanie:
(Pigs flying GIF)
Lizzy:
LMAO. Is the world ending? (Head exploding GIF)
Raven:
It’s nearly 8. Are you telling me he’s not there yet?
Sloane:
Nope. His location shows he’s still at home.
