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Storm

Hold up, you didn’t say if it’s good news or scandalous news.

Gratz on taking out the trash, btw

Jag

To be fair, taking out the trash is more of a public service

Fury

Did you piss off all the neighbors on your street?

Rex

Pickup lines for Aaren? (smiling emoji)

Hades

None of those, no.

Jag

What is it, then?

Hades

How did you deal with the news that you’re gonna be a dad?

Storm

... Gasp, really?!

Rex

(baby emoji) (smiling emoji)

Jag

Ahhh. Congrats.

Fury

Hades, you sly dog, you.

Hades

I don’t see how this is dog-like behavior.

You’re just jealous that you don’t have an omega to knock up

Fury

Shut your frog mouth.

Hades

Croak.