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Storm
Hold up, you didn’t say if it’s good news or scandalous news.
Gratz on taking out the trash, btw
Jag
To be fair, taking out the trash is more of a public service
Fury
Did you piss off all the neighbors on your street?
Rex
Pickup lines for Aaren? (smiling emoji)
Hades
None of those, no.
Jag
What is it, then?
Hades
How did you deal with the news that you’re gonna be a dad?
Storm
... Gasp, really?!
Rex
(baby emoji) (smiling emoji)
Jag
Ahhh. Congrats.
Fury
Hades, you sly dog, you.
Hades
I don’t see how this is dog-like behavior.
You’re just jealous that you don’t have an omega to knock up
Fury
Shut your frog mouth.
Hades
Croak.