Valerie:After the records disaster Norbert?
Greg:Yes.
Valerie:Hilarious. I’m proud of you.
Greg smiled faintly and set Norbert the duck back on the windowsill.
Then the phone buzzed again.
Valerie:So who tops?
Greg frowned.
Greg:What do you mean?
Valerie:In bed, Greg.
Greg:I don’t understand.
Valerie:
Greg:What does that symbol mean?
Valerie did not explain.
Fine.
He would figure it out himself.
His phone had Google on it.
He typedwho tops meaninginto the search box.
The results were immediate.
His ears went hot.
He read an article about preparation. Then one about lube. Then a comment section in which a user called DominantBottom86 explained several thingsin such confident detail that Greg briefly considered throwing the phone across the room.
He did not.
He kept reading.
He had to fill the gaps in his knowledge.
He should probably be taking notes.
His phone buzzed.
Valerie:Greg?
Valerie:Hello?
Valerie:Did you just google it
Valerie:You did, didn't you?
Greg was halfway through typing a response when the front door opened.
