I believe her. She could choose from thousands of men.
Me
Lucky you, no other Alex.
Alex
Phew.
Me
I didn't say I wanted to text you, lol.
Alex
Way to wound a man's ego. Luckily, I'm tough. How's work?
I don't want to talk about work. I don't want to talk aboutEnzo or any of that. I have already encroached enough reality on Alex, so I type,Work's work.
Alex
The fight club of work?
Me
First rule is don't talk about work.
Then I swallow.
Me
Unless you want to.
Alex
Work isn't as fascinating as you.
And I swear my entire body flushes with a buzzing warmth that makes juices flow and adrenaline spike.
Me
Agreed.
Alex
Going to take that as a win for my ego. And to celebrate...how about another dare?
Me
I'm not removing my underwear.
Even though I'm wearing pants, so wardrobe malfunctions would be close to nil.
I say close because knowing me something would happen.
Alex
Been there, done that. This time, why don't you sneak into someone's yard and go skinnydipping?