Victoria: She was adopted and there were some issues with her paperwork. She’s actually three years older than the family knew
Pecan: That’s not weird. That’s insane! THREE YEARS older?! Holy shit, she’s been stuck with kids three years younger than her?
Wynter:
Victoria: We always thought she was wise for her age. Turns out she’s just older
Shay: That’s not fair! She got her SATs in time to apply for Oakwood, Victoria. She’s still smart as fuck
Victoria: If you didn’t already guess, Shay’s Katina’s pet bulldog. He will bite if she’s cornered
Shay: Har-har-har
Shay: The fam’s all riled up
Zach: Can’t say that I blame them. Sheesh. That’s nuts
Callan: And I thought my family was odd lol
Callan: You say she hopes to attend next year?
Shay: My aunt and uncle have pulled her from school so they can facilitate her home study. She’d already jumped forward two grades and she took her SATs before the holidays. Her life’s done a 180
Callan: Whoa, that’s intense
Victoria: You haven’t met her lol. If you think Callan’s chaos, Denny, just wait until you meet Kat
Denny: I can’t wait. We’re surrounded by too much testosterone as it is
Zach: Hey!
Pecan: *pouts*
Callan: No fair!
Lex: Hahaha, I agree
Victoria: Same!
Wynter: I mean…
Shay: *sobs*
Denny:
FIFTY-FOUR
CALLAN THE CAMERAMAN
“Callan! Lift your phone up an inch.”
“I knew I should have brought a gimbal,” he grumbles. “This kills my arm.”
“Consider it bicep training so you can impress Lex.”
“Oh, that’s what this is, huh? You’re helping me out?”
“Sure am.” Then, when he does as I ask, I crow, “Perfect.”