The Lamborghini is a wreck. Key scratches all over the sides and, best of all, the word RAPIST tagged onto the hood.
The second Dyers notices, he loses his shit.
“This is your fault! Are you even a cop?! Why aren’t you going after them? They should be arrested for defacing private property!”
I gape when he runs into the street, gets in the officer’s face, and grabs him by the shirt then proceeds to shake the man.
“Oh, my god,” Denny repeats around a squeal. As much as she’s choreographed this, even she’s taken aback.
Before Dyers has the chance to say ‘NHL,’ he’s face first on his oh, so precious car, hands being cuffed as he’s placed under arrest.
“Please tell me the spray paint’s still wet,” Denny pleads to the gods.
We watch on in delight as a squad car pulls up and Dyers gets hauled into the back of the NYPD vehicle.
Part of the‘S’plastered onto his cheek.
Whooping, Denny high-fives both Peeks and me.
The cherry on the cake is when his less-than-swanky ride is towed.
None of us talk, we don’t even munch on snacks, as the car and tow truck drift out of the camera’s admittedly narrow range.
Then, and only then, into a blossoming silence, D rasps, “Callan, that was a masterpiece.”
“I was just the strings, D. You’re the composer!”
She giggles. “You guys ain’t seen nothing yet.”
And as much as the guy was growing on me, the smile he just put on my girl’s face?
He’s up there with Pecan now.
“Pecan, I need you to leave,” Denver warns.
“Why? Can’t we watch a movie?—”
“No. We can’t,” she growls. “You have thirty seconds to get out of this room before you see more than you want to of me and Zach.”
“Hey, you just had se?—”
“Twenty-nine.”
“I’m bored!”
“Twenty-seven!” she threatens, shifting onto my lap so she’s straddling me.
“FINE!” he snaps. “You’ll keep me company, won’t you, Callan?”
I don’t hear Callan’s reply. I’m too busy dealing with the aftermath of my girl’s adrenaline buzz…
Head Coachof Oakwood College Hockey Team Fired Amid Drug Scandal
BY MACK FINNEGAN
Despite a strong start to the season, the Oakwood Dukes have begun to falter, but not, it seems, under pressure.
The recent poor performances of some of their star players may have an explanation—today, Marc Ridley, the Dukes’ head coach, was fired amid a drug scandal that only came to light after a series of bizarre social media posts regarding Derek Dyers, 21, a Dukes’ defenseman, caught public interest.
