I should be focusing on myself
Exactly
She’s a crazy, horrible person
She’s actually not horrible,
she’s just insecure and doesn’t like
people getting too close
She made you pick up her dry cleaning
Yeah, but to be fair that wasn’t personal
OK, Sophie? You’re making this hard.
Stop defending her
Sorry. Go on
You don’t need her, you have enough friends
Yes! True
And so what her brother was hot?
Loads of guys are hot
And smart and funny
And into you
And own estates in Derbyshire
It’s not a big deal that that’s finished
Exactly
Don’t message her and don’t message him
You’re right. I won’t
You didn’t do anything wrong, remember?
They’re the ones who betrayed YOU
Yes. They did
So, you won’t message her?
I promise I won’t
And we’ll see you at the New Year’s Eve
party tomorrow night?
I will bring pink gin