Page 128 of The Secret Bridesmaid


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He’s TERRIBLE at cooking

The worst

Usually it’s completely inedible

It will be fun

I have dinner plans

With your fellow yetis?

WOOKIEES.

Chewbacca is a WOOKIEE

Invite the Wookiees, too, then

It will be quite the party

OK, fine, I’m asking you to join us for dinner as my bridesmaid

It’s my request as the bride

This is like a pre-wedding dinner before we go to Dashwell

It’s going to be crazy busy there

So, this is like a nice, chilled, family get-together

You can’t say no to a request like that, can you?

Isn’t part of your pitch that you ALWAYS put the bride first?

Isn’t it your job to come to pre-wedding dinners if the bride asks?

You are very sly

I know

I’m a manipulative bitch

Thought you already knew that

Sooooo, is that a yes?

All right

But no Wookiee banter

Pinky promise

What time do I have to be where?

At Mum and Dad’s for 7 p.m.

Make sure you eat before you come

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