Chapter 23: Cockblocked
Allie
"Grace Elizabeth, come back here. Don't you go upstairs to bother Mommy. She might be taking a nap." The sound of my mom's voice shocked us both out of our frozen stupor.
"Oh my God, no, no, noooo". I whimpered, as I bolted up off the bed, then stood looking around frantically for my clothes.
Nico, who had been kneeling over me mere seconds ago, was now face-planted on the bed, with his face pressed hard into the pillow to muffle his curses. The sight of his perfectly tight ass distracted me from the search for my clothes. God, I'd bet I could bounce a quarter off those buns, and I wanted to nibble on them as he'd been doing to mine a few minutes ago.
Nico raised his head and turned to look at me in disbelief.
"I can't believe your daughter just cockblocked me!" he whisper-shouted, and I let out a slightly hysterical giggle at the outraged look on his face.
"It's not funny, Allie. I'm pretty damned sure my cock isn't going to forgive me for this anytime soon, and my balls are going to be permanently blue," he groused, slowing rolling over to sit up at the side of the bed.
"I'm not in much better shape, you know. Everybody talks about blue balls, but nobody mentions blue bean. It's a thing, Nico. Trust me, it's a real thing."
"Blue bean? What the hell is - Oh," he stopped, his gaze focused on the front of my panties as he realized what I was talking about.
"Yeah, my clit, honey. Trust me, she's every bit as unhappy as your poor balls are at the moment."
I spotted my shirt and bra by the door where I dropped them when we came in and moved to pick them up. Nico grabbed me and pulled me to stand between his spread legs as he sat on the edge of the bed. He wrapped his arms around my thighs to hold me in place, as he studied the tits that were pushed in his face.
"I really like this view," he said, then leaned forward to suck my nipple between his lips.
It was a really good thing he was holding me so tightly, because my knees buckled, and I sagged against him for a second before locking them in place. He switched to the other nipple and slid his hands up the backs of my thighs to rub and squeeze my ass. I heard Gracie giggling at something downstairs, and Nico froze, then pulled back from my chest and looked up at me.
"How does she do that? How does she know the exact wrong moment to interrupt?"
I knew he was joking by the wry grin on his face, but I still felt bad. I put my hands on his shoulders and pushed away from him to take a few steps back. I turned to grab my clothes, as he reached down to scoop his jeans and boxers off the floor by the bed.
I dressed hurriedly, darting into the bathroom to splash cold water on my face and run a brush through my hair since it was obvious I'd been rolling around on a bed. Nico appeared in the bathroom doorway, fully dressed. His hair looked almost as wild as mine, and I handed him my hairbrush with a wink. I left him to get himself together, hearing him turn the sink faucet on as I straightened the bed and draped the cashmere throw back across the foot of it.
Once he was finished, he joined me as I was waiting by the bedroom door. He pulled me into a hug, wrapping his arms around me and resting his head on the top of mine, as he gently swayed from side to side.
"We will finish our Show and Tell, Sunshine," he promised gruffly.
I was confused. "Show and tell?"
He chuckled. "Yeah, that's what I was calling my little demonstration in my head. You show me your body and I tell you how much I fucking love it."
I smiled and squeezed my arms tighter around his waist. "Oh, I liked that game. We can definitely play that game again. Next time, maybe you can do the showing, though?"
He bumped his pelvis against mine and said "That sounds like a goddamned fantastic idea, sweetheart. I'll show you anything, anytime."
The sounds of Gracie laughing and squealing could be heard drifting up the stairs again, and I sighed. "I'm sorry we were interrupted, Nico, but I hope you understand that this probably wasn't an isolated incident. If we're going to do this, we won't always find time to be alone."
Nico let his arms drop and stepped back, only to clamp his hands on my shoulders and peer down to look at me. "First of all, there is noifwe're going to do this. Wearedoing this. Second of all, I know. I've spent the better part of three years with the two of you. I know you're a package deal, and I want both of you. We'll work it out. We'll find ways to have private time, whether it’s when she takes a nap, or we wait until after her bedtime. Whatever. We'll make it work, Sunshine, as long as my balls don't fall off in the meantime, that is," he finished with a smirk.
"I'm sorry about Dingle and the Dangle twins," I said, trying not to snicker.
Nico's eyebrows shot up to his hairline, and his face twisted in surprised horror. "Dingle and the Dangle twins?" he asked in astonishment. "Where do you come up with this shit? Is that really any way to refer to the majestic wonder that is my family jewels?" He sounded so indignant that I had to laugh.
I grabbed for doorknob, unlocked it, and pulled the door open, scooting through it with a squeal as he swatted my ass.
I ran down the stairs and into the living room, with him hot on my heels, only to come to a stop as Gracie and my mom gaped up at me from their seats on the sofa. Nico bumped into me slightly as he came to a sudden halt behind me.
"We aren't s'posed to run in the house, Mommy, 'specially on the stairs. Grandma, do Mommy and Uncle Nico have to sit in time-out now?" she asked, turning to my mom with a frown.
