Marchetti
he’s right. the coffee is bad.
Thompson
it’s coffee
Berger
it’s SURVIVAL Thompson
Kowalski
my old team ran a rotating music schedule. alphabetical. Monday through Friday
Marchetti
SEE. A PROTOCOL. we need a locker room music protocol before the week is out
Thompson
we do not need a protocol
Marchetti
you don’t layer metal over Monáe. my nonna would walk in here and fix this in ten seconds
Berger
your nonna has opinions about metal music?
Marchetti
my nonna has opinions about EVERYTHING. napkin folds. cannoli integrity. the moral implications of reheating fish. metal over Monáe would not survive her
Murray
my wife says the first day of training camp is worse than the first day of school. she watched three kids and says my day sounded harder
Thompson
does she know what we do
Hájek
the facility is very beautiful in person. the ice is very good. i think the coffee is... present
Berger
“present.” Hájek that is the most diplomatic word anyone has ever used for this coffee
Hájek
in Czech we say the coffee would not survive the train station
Mueller
can we talk about something other than coffee